There have been many rumors springing from my last post and while I am still not ready to reveal my super HUGE news, I am ready to dispel the top three rumors.
Rumor #1: No, I am NOT pregnant! Some of you are crazy enough to think that is my big news and I just have three words for you - ARE YOU NUTS?!?!?! In case some of you haven't gotten the memo, I just had twins less than 6 months ago! I know I'm a little whacky, but that is insanity! Work with me people.
Rumor #2: We are not moving. Not yet anyway. I'd like to move, but we are once again waiting for the military.
Rumor #3: This one is good...that we got another animal. There 2 people standing between the dog, that we have, and Craigslist. One is in training to be a doctor and the other is always in camouflage...neither clean up after the dog. Titan is the best thing ever, except for the fact that he is a dog. Doesn't know how to use the bathroom, toothbrush or vacuum. If only he could babysit for me...
People, please don't get your hopes up that this news is exciting for anyone other than me. I fear that you will be sorely disappointed! As soon as I am able to utter the words, you my friends (and lurkers) will be the first to know. Feel free to keep guessing...your guesses have been making me laugh!
(BTW-there is a clue in the dispelled rumors above.)
4 comments:
I have a few guesses - you found a Maclaren on Craigslist, or maybe a Dyson? Or did Luke finally complete his potty training? Or have you settled the homeschooling debate?
I got your message and I would call you back, but when I talk, I start coughing like crazy. (cough, cough) I can't even type without coughing! I'm getting an ABs workout!
My guess is also that a certain little someone is now officially potty trained - but perhaps you are a little hesitant to officially announce it in case of a sudden regression?
Love the new pictures of your girls - gotta love those mauling moments!
I'm with Kelly - you got a vacuum to help you clean up after the animal you can't get rid of? I hope it's that, for your sake. Though the potty training would be a good development also.
You are loving the suspense you're creating, aren't you?
And don't act like you getting pregnant is so out there - you ARE that crazy!! :)
I think I kno-hooo!! :)
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